About Tom Anderson...

Updated 26th June 2000

The beautiful canals of Birmingham are, like the city, criminally underrated, he thinks. Except for the bloated dead cows that sometimes float in the said abandoned water system. You can explode all the gas from them with an air rifle, though. Just stand at a safe distance and don't breathe through your nose.

He studied English at University and afterwards contracted M.E. He lives in Kent but still dreams of the midlands.