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This week: 0 new entries, 0 chart, 10 re-entering, 19 climbing, 1 not moving & 10 downers.

new entry re-entry climber faller non mover

CHART TIME !

(* - my current favourites)
(!!! - Single Of The Week!!!)
(:O === the current all-time hate that makes even my smilie want to hurl!)
( (R) - Repeat., ie. a re-release)

A brief analysis on the current chart situation...

0 new and 10 re-entering and 0 chart entries :

• 38 (RE) Kaiser Chiefs - Ruby
• 35 (66 RE) Scouting For Girls - She's So Lovely
• 34 (50 RE) 50 Cent Featuring Justin Timberlake & Timbaland - Ayo Technology
• 33 (67 RE) Plain White T's - Hey There Delilah
• 32 (57 RE) Mika - Happy Ending
• 30 (62 RE) Amy Winehouse - Back To Black
• 29 (54 RE) Booty Luv - Some Kinda Rush
• 27 (55 RE) Timbaland Featuring Keri Hilson - The Way I Are
• 25 (56 RE) The Hoosiers - Worried About Ray
• 24 (59 RE) Kanye West - Stronger

so the following dropped out :

• 39 Filo & Peri Featuring Eric Lumiere - Anthem
• 34 The Killers - Don’t Shoot Me Santa
• 33 Chris Rea - Driving Home For Christmas
• 31 Malcolm Middleton - We're All Going To Die
• 27 Shaun The Sheep - Life's A Treat
• 24 Band Aid - Do They Know It's Christmas
• 22 Shakin' Stevens - Merry Christmas Everyone
• 21 Andy Williams - It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year
• 20 Slade - Merry Xmas Everybody
• 18 Wizzard - I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday

19 climbing :

• 2 (3) Bleeding Love, Leona Lewis | 1
• 3 (5) Soulja Boy - Crank That (Soulja Boy)
• 4 (10) Timbaland Featuring One Republic - Apologize
• 5 (7) Take That - Rule The World
• 6 (8) Mark Ronson Featuring Amy Winehouse - Valerie
• 7 (9) Girls Aloud - Call The Shots
• 8 (11) T2 Featuring Jodie Aysha - Heartbroken
• 10 (29) The Hoosiers - Goodbye Mr A
• 11 (14) Alicia Keys - No One
• 12 (19) Sugababes - About You Now
• 15 (25) Nickelback - Rockstar
• 16 (30) Rihanna - Don't Stop The Music
• 18 (38) Rihanna - Umbrella
• 21 (26) Kylie Minogue - 2 Hearts
• 22 (37) Rihanna - Hate That I Love You
• 26 (28) Scouting For Girls - Elvis Ain't Dead
• 28 (32) Kylie Minogue - Wow
• 31 (36) Bloc Party - Flux
• 39 (40) Kate Nash - Pumpkin Soup

1 not moving :

• 1 Leon Jackson - When You Believe

and 10 going down.

Big fallers include:

• 14 (2) Eva Cassidy & Katie Melua - What A Wonderful World
• 20 (6) Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas Is You
• 40 (16) Wham! - Last Christmas

New entries from No.41-75 :

• 69 Kanye West Featuring Chris Martin - Homecoming

Of this week's highlights and lowlights...

Craig David: Hot Stuff [Trust Me] 58 (46) Craig David - Hot Stuff His first single in a long time takes David Bowie's wonderful 1983 classic Let's Dance and rapes it for all it's worth. Fuck Craig David and fuck his shitty music and just play the original. Compare the two: Craig David - Hot Stuff David Bowie - Let's Dance

Scouting For Girls: She's So Lovely [Scouting For Girls] 35 (66) Scouting For Girls - She's So Lovely Love this song, and the hottie in the video is a model called Louise Glover (google for her images, but not from work!). See the video here.

Kylie Minogue: 2 Hearts [X] 21 (26) Kylie Minogue - 2 Hearts Her comeback single with a Marilyn Monroe look and... well, it's okay but far from outstanding. Click here to see the video

Cascada: What Hurts The Most [Perfect Day] 13 (12) Cascada - What Hurts The Most The dance remix of this track really works well, given that the original was by Celebrity Big Brother racist scum Jo O'Meara from S Club 7 as her dreadful attempt to restart her solo career. Well worth a listen! Click here to see the video

Sugababes: About You Now [Changes] 12 (19) Sugababes - About You Now Not a bad track, but they've done better. Still, at least it stopped Shayne Ward getting to No.1. Click here to see the video

Pogues & Kirsty McColl: Fairytale of New York 9 (4) Pogues & Kirsty McColl: Fairytale of New York Well, it didn't make No.1 in the end, despite the best efforts of Radio 1 during the week to show an edited version where the words "faggot" and "slut" were blanked out, as shown on the Channel 4 News piece below. Click here for the C4 News piece

Girls Aloud: Call The Shots [Tangled Up] 7 (9) Girls Aloud - Call The Shots Very mediocre track that doesn't know whether it should actually get going or not. In the end, it doesn't. Click here to see the video

Leon Jackson: When You Believe 1 Leon Jackson - When You Believe *2nd Week at No.1* The X-Factor winner and although I never bother watching past the audition stages, this song really is a load of absolute dirge. Why would anyone buy it? All you mugs who have done would've bought the single by ANY of the three finalists (who included Rhydian and Same Difference), no matter WHAT they sang. Have you no shame? Click here to see the video

New releases :

Bjork: Declare Independence

December 31st:

Bjork – Declare Independence
Common – I Want You
Electrovamp - Don't Like The Vibe In The VIP
Mika – Relax (Take It Easy) / Lollipop
Mutya Buena – B-Boy Baby
Orson – Broken Watch
Queen & Paul Rodgers – Say Its Not True
White Stripes – Conquest (3 x 7”)

January 7th 2008:

Basshunter – Now You’re Gone
Bodyrox feat Luciana - What Planet You On?
British Sea Power – Waving Flags
Britney Spears – Piece Of Me
Celine Dion – Eyes On Me
Clocks - All I Can / That Much Better (7”) [Limited]
Daughtry – Home
Dave Armstrong & Redroche feat H-Boogie - Love Has Gone
DJ Jeroenski – Back Once Again
Envy Corps – Story Problem
Hoosiers – Worst Case Scenario
Jamie Scott & The Town – Standing In The Rain
The Kills – U.R.A. Fever (7”)
Maccabees – Toothpaste Kisses
Matt Costa - Mr Pitiful (7”)
Parka – Disco Dancer
Ringo Starr – Liverpool 8
Robots in Disguise - We're In The Music Biz
Turin Brakes – Something In My Eye

January 14th:

Annuals – Dry Clothes
Circuits - City Of Lights / Before It’s Over (7”)
Client - Lights Go Out
Courteeners – What Took You So Long?
Daniel Rachel - Let It Be Mine
Dave Gahan - Saw Something / Deeper And Deeper
David Ford – I’m Alright Now
Furry Phreaks feat Terra Deva - All Over The World
Jack Johnson - If I Had Eyes
Jennifer Lopez – Hold It Don’t Drop It
Jody Watley – I Want Your Love
Joss Stone – Baby Baby Baby
Justice - Phantom
Kanye West – Flashing Lights
Lightspeed Champion – Tell Me What It’s Worth
The Little Ones – Ordinary Song
Lupe Fiasco feat Matthew Santos - Superstar
Madness feat Sway – NW5
The Mars Volta – Wax Simulacra
Mary J Blige - Just Fine
Noah & The Whale – 2 Bodies 1 Heart / Rocks & Daggers
Palladium – White Lady
Radiohead - Jigsaw Falling Into Place
Robyn – Be Mine
Sons & Daughters – Darling (7”)
Stephen Fretwell – Now (7”)
Supergrass - Diamond Hoo Ha Man (7”) [Limited]
Trashcan Jack vs Billy Idol – Club Wedding
Underworld – Beautiful Burnout (12”)
Wombats - Moving To New York

January 21st:

Adele – Chasing Pavements
Alter Bridge – Ties That Bind
Bullet For My Valentine – Scream Aim Fire
BWO – Sunshine In The Rain
Cass McCombs - That's That (7”)
Colin MacIntyre – tba
Cut Off Your Hands – Oh Girl (7”)
Das Pop – Fool For Love
Jay Sean - Ride It
Kid Sister feat Kanye West – Pro Nails
One Night Only – Just For Tonight
Siouxsie - About To Happen (7”)
These New Puritans – Elvis
Thom Yorke - And It Rained All Night (Burial Remix) (12”)
Tim Deluxe – You Got Tha Touch (12”)
Wu Tang Clan – The Heart Gently Weeps

January 28th:

Atomic Kitten – Anyone Who Had A Heart
Blood Red Shoes – You Bring Me Down
Bob Mould – The Silence Between Us
Cassie – Is It You
Dominatorz – Do You Love Me?
Elliot Minor - Still Figuring Out
Hot Chip – Ready For The Floor
Iwasacubscout – Pink Squares / Echoes
Kelly Rowland – Work
Laura Marling – Ghosts
Morrissey – That’s How People Grow Up
Paramore – Misery Business
Richard Hawley – Valentine
Thom Yorke - Atoms for Peace (Four Tet Remix) (12”)
Those Dancing Days – Hitten
Tin Man – Tonight
Urbnri – Young Free & Simple
Wallis Bird – Counting To Sleep

February 4th:

30 Seconds To Mars – From Yesterday
Badly Drawn Boy - Time Of Tides
Biffy Clyro - Who’s Got A Match
Boy Kill Boy – Promises
The Coral – Put The Sun Back
David Jordan - Sun Goes Down
Dropkick Murphys - The State Of Massachusetts (EP)
Helen Boulding – Way To Go
iLiKETRAiNS - We Go Hunting (7”)
Mark Brown feat Sarah Cracknell - The Journey Continues
Phil Campbell – Cold Engines
Ruarri Joseph – Won’t Work
Rubies – I Feel elelctric
Shaun Anthony – Come On Over
Tabby Callaghan – King Of The Town
Thom Yorke - Harrowdown Hill (The Bug Remix) (12”)
Todd Terry – Get Down
Wet Wet Wet - Weightless

February 11th:

Asa – Fire On The Mountain
Estelle – American Boy
Glasvegas – Its My Own Cheating Heart That Makes Me Cry
Goldfrapp – A and E
Laura Critchley – Sometimes I
Los Campesinos! - Death to Los Campesinos!
Proclaimers – New Religion
Remi Nicole – Lights Out
Rihanna – Don’t Stop The Music
Simple Plan – When I’m Gone
Tori White - Who If Its Not You

February 18th:

Band Of Horses – No-One’s Going To Love You
Hard-Fi – I Shall Overcome
Hatcham Social – So So Happy Making / Berlin
Joe Lean & The Jing Jang Jong – Lonely Buoy
Kid Harpoon - The Second (EP)
Les Savy Fav – Patty Lee (7”)
Plain White T’s - Our Time Now
Vampire Weekend – A-Punk
Windmill – Tokyo Moon

TBA:

Alan Connor – Dance Away [Jan]
Alex Gaudino feat Shena – Watch Out
Amerie – Crush
Amesha – I’ll Be There
Athlete – The Outsiders
Backstreet Boys - Helpless When She Smiles
Blood Red Shoes - Say Something Say Anything [24th Mar]
Bob Sinclar – Together [3rd Mar]
Boyzone – tba [Mar]
Che’Nelle - I Fell In Love With The DJ
Chris Brown – With You [24th Mar]
Congress – 40 Miles ‘07
The Cribs – I’m A Realist [25th Feb]
Dan Deacon – Wham City
Darren Hayes - Casey
Delinquent feat Kcat – My Destiny [Jan]
DJ Sammy feat Nyah - Everybody Hurts
Does It Offend You, Yeah - We Are Rockstars
Doug Walker – The Mystery [Jan]
Duffy – Mercy [25th Feb]
Dykeenies – tba [Jan]
Eve feat Sean Paul – Give It To You
Feeling - I Thought It Was Over [Feb]
Frightened Rabbit – Head Rolls Off (7”) [3rd Mar]
Future Of The Left – Manchasm (7”) [25th Feb]
Gabriella Cilmi – Sweet About Me [10th Mar]
Get Cape Wear Cape Fly – The Young And Lovestruck [25th Feb]
Helicopter Girl – Better Than This
hellogoodbye – Oh It Is Love
Hercules & Love Affair - Hercules & Love Affair [3rd Mar]
Howard Murphy – Friend Like You [Feb]
Jack McManus – Bang On The Piano
Jacob Golden – Out Come The Wolves [25th Feb]
James Blunt – Carry You Home [10th Mar]
Jaymay – Gray Or Blue [25th Feb]
Josh Ritter – Right Moves
Kelly Clarkson – Don’t Waste Your Time
Kelly Rowland with Gym Class Heroes – Daylight
Keren Ann – Lay Your Head Down [24th Mar]
The Kills – Cheap & Cheerful [3rd Mar]
Kimberley Locke – Band Of Gold
Kooks – tba [Mar]
Koopa - Why?
Kylie Minogue – tba [25th Feb]
Late Of The Pier – tba [Feb]
The Little Ones – Morning Tide [31st Mar]
LMC vs Marvin – Grapevine
Los Campesinos! - Sweet Dreams Sweet Cheeks [14th Apr]
Luke Dzierzek – Echo
M&C feat Rebecca Rudd – Magic Touch
Manian feat Aila – Turn The Tide
Mario - Crying Out For Me
MGMT – Trying To Pretend [25th Feb]
MIA – Paper Planes
Milburn – The Genius And The Tramp
Moby – Alice [25th Feb]
Mystery Jets – Young Love
Neils Children - What Am I Supposed To Do?
Nelly – Wadsyaname
Nono feat Huski - Three More Days
Panic! At The Disco - Nine In The Afternoon
Pendulum – Propane [Mar]
Pigeon Detectives – tba [Jan]
Ricki-Lee – tba
Roisin Murphy – You Know Me Better [25th Feb]
Seal – The Right Life
Sergey – Everytime
Shaggy feat Rik Rok – Bonafide Girl
Shocking Pinks – Emily [3rd Mar]
Siobhan Donaghy – Medevac
Sonic Hearts – To Be Someone [25th Feb]
Sons & Daughters – Chains [21st Apr]
Sugababes - Denial
T-Pain – Church [3rd Mar]
Taio Cruz – tba [Jan]
Timbaland feat Keri Hilson - Scream
Ultrabeat – I Wanna Touch You [Jan]
Unkle – Restless
Utah Saints vs Van She - Something Good 2008 [25th Feb]
Vengaboys – Partylife
Vincent Vincent & The Villains – Pretty Girl [25th Feb]
Westlife – Us Against The World
Will I Am – One More Chance
Yoav – Club Thing

Top 75 ALBUM chart analysis :

Westlife: Home This week there are new entries for : None

Leona Lewis: Spirit The top 10 goes like this : 1 Leona Lewis - Spirit 2 Westlife - Back Home 3 Take That - Beautiful World 4 Michael Buble - Call Me Irresponsible: Special Edition 5 Amy Winehouse - Back To Black 6 Andrea Bocelli - Vivere: Greatest Hits 7 Shayne Ward - Breathless 8 Led Zeppelin - Mothership: Best Of 9 Mika - Life in Cartoon Motion 10 Cascada - Perfect Day

New releases :

Radiohead: In Rainbows December 31st: Radiohead – In Rainbows January 7th 2008: Tom Baxter – Skybound January 14th: British Sea Power – Do You Like Rock Music? Envy Corps – Dwell Maccabees – Colour It In Magnetic Fields – Distortion Matt Costa – Unfamiliar Faces Ringo Starr – Liverpool 8 Shed Seven - The Singles Collection Stalkers - Yesterday Is No Tomorrow January 21st: Cat Power – Jukebox Charlottefield - What Are Friends For Eels – Meet The Eels: Essential Eels Vol. 1: 1996-2006 Eels – Useless Trinkets Lightspeed Champion - Falling Off The Lavender Bridge Nelly – Brass Knuckles Rivers Cuomo – Alone: The Home Recordings Of January 28th: Adele – 19 Alexander O’Neal - Alex Loves Bullet For My Valentine - Scream Aim Fire Cage The Elephant – Cage The Elephant Cardigans – Best Of The Cloud Room – The Cloud Room Colin MacIntyre – The Water Craig Chalmers - Dream On Dynamics - Version Excursions Ginger – Market Harbour Harrisons – No Fighting In The War Room Joe Jackson – Rain John Power – Stormbreaker Joyce Sims - Come Into My Life: Her Greatest Hits kd Lang – Watershed The Little Ones – Morning Tide Lupe Fiasco – The Cool The Mars Volta – The Bedlam In Goliath Mary J Blige – Growing Pains N.W.A. - Straight Outta Compton [20th Anniversary Edition] One Night Only – Started A Fire Sons & Daughters – This Gift These New Puritans – Beat Pyramid Wendy James – Racine 2 You Me At Six – Champion February 4th: American Music Club – The Golden Age Cass McCombs – Dropping The Writ Drive-By Truckers – Brighter Than Creation’s Dark Helen Love - It's My Club and I'll Play What I Want To Hot Chip – Made In The Dark Jack Johnson – Sleeping Through The Static Kyte – Kyte Laura Marling – Alas I Cannot Swim Lenny Kravitz – It’s Time For A Love Revolution Melody Gardot – Worrisome Heart Morcheeba – Dive Deep Morrissey – Greatest Hits Nada Surf - Lucky OneRepublic - Dreaming Out Loud Robots in Disguise - We're In The Music Biz Shelby Lynne – Just A Little Lovin’ Sheryl Crow – Detours Sia – Some People Have Real Problems Songbirds – Wake Up Call Covers and Collaborations – The Number Ones Album February 11th: Bob Mould – District Line Boy Kill Boy – Stars & The Sea Daniel Wylie & Cosmic Rough Riders - The Very Best Of Envelopes – Here Comes The Wind f*** Buttons - Street Horrrsing Helen Boulding – New Red Dress Iwasacubscout - I Want You To Know That There Is Always Hope Michael Jackson - Thriller [25th Anniversary Edition] Ruarri Joseph – Tales Of Grit And Grime Sebastien Tellier - Sexual Sportswear February 18th: Allison Moorer – Mockingbird Asa - Asa Crystal Castles – Crystal Castles Eve – Here I Am Hayseed Dixie - No Covers Jonathan Ansell - Tenor At The Movies Magnet – The Simple Life Malcolm Middleton - Sleight Of Heart Mountain Goats – Heretic Pride The Orb – The Dream Pete & The Pirates – Little Death Simple Plan – Simple Plan Review copyright © Dominic Robinson, 2007. [Up to the top of this page] DVDs reviewed by the editor are watched on a Panasonic TXW32R4 32" widescreen TV connected to either a Creative Dxr2 DVD-ROM player or Microsoft Xbox and played through a Sony STR-DB930 amplifier. PC games reviewed by the editor are on: Since Nov 2005: Intel Pentium D 830 3.0Ghz, 1Gb RAM, 128Mb nVidia GeForce 6700XL, Windows XP Since Aug 2003: Intel Pentium 4 2.66Ghz, 512Mb RAM, 128Mb GeForce4 MX440 graphics, Windows XP Since May 2003: Intel Pentium 4 2.6Ghz, 512Mb RAM, 128Mb ATI Radeon 9600TX graphics, Windows XP Since Jun 2002: Intel Pentium III 600Mhz, 384Mb RAM, Windows 98 SE, 64Mb ATI Radeon 8500LE Since May 2000: Intel Pentium III 600Mhz, 384Mb RAM, Windows 98 SE, Voodoo 3 3000 AGP